I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
- Pilot!John: I looked you up on the internet last night
- Pilot!Sherlock: Found anything interesting ?
- Pilot!John: Yeah your grindr profile.
- Pilot!Sherlock: ...
- Pilot!John: So, you like military men ?